Natalie Francis

Texan. Alaskan. Coloradan. Wanderluster. Former daredevil. I believe in wishing on stars, that stupid people are best silent, & that life is a gift.

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

#BigTex #POD

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

#BigTex #POD

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@bradmeltzer Guided meditations (from apps or YouTube)

[Complex @Complex]

4 years old......

https://t.co/J0qVqrJg2Z

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@theEmptyChevy #TheMoreYouKnow

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@bradmeltzer such a pleasure to meet you tonight (Im Natalie with blue hair). Ironically I spoke in front of coworkers today, was asked who my favorite author was. I told them you AND I was meeting you tonight. I will happily report you’re just as kind as I thought you were. ty

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@Thee_Nitram

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

Interested in seeing a cat barf from a dog fart?

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Guys

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

I just had a package stollen and my boss shared this video to make me feel better. I played it for my team and I’m not gunna lie, it DID make me feel a little better! 😂

[Mark Rober @MarkRober]

Someone stole a package from me. Police wouldn’t do anything about it so I spent the last 6 months engineering up some vigilante justice. Revenge is a dish best served fabulously. Vid link- https://t.co/9OjD6ETdbZ

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@bradmeltzer Do you by chance sign any of your other books as well as this one? I don’t really know how book signings work because I keep missing you when you’re in town. :-( I’ve wanted you to sign my Decoded book for years.

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

IMO, if you are a public servant, it should be illegal for you to willfully mislead the public. I mean, not jail time illegal, but maybe a fine for each offense. It’s ridiculous to think that a leader can blatantly lie at will.

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

This might be the coolest headline I’ve ever seen!::
Opinion: A dark matter hurricane is headed our way
https://t.co/2srttMk7Ha

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@rod_seymour @billyeichner @jaredpolis So funny, my office all just talked about today how we didn’t know either! We all agreed this is even better. #TrueEquality is when it doesn’t matter

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

Francis: STOP JUDGING ME!

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Your campaign slogan is your last name + ":" + the last text you sent.

Mine is

"Dranger: yeah not everyone drives on Sunset Blvd"

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

This is epic!

[Fred Jackson @Fred22Jackson]

When ur neighborhood dresses up the same for Halloween!! #MarioKart #HappyHalloween2018

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@Thee_Nitram

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Dude has a prosthetic tattoo gun, this is the most Cyberpunk thing I've ever seen.

[ACLU of Colorado @ACLUofColorado]

Colorado: Your calls are working. After hours of waiting outside his office, @SenCoryGardner finally met with his constituents. These brave Coloradans looked him in the eye and shared their truth. And now he needs to hear from you. Keep calling his office: 202-224-5941

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

I read that Cory Gardner hasn’t made up his mind yet on the Kavanaugh vote. So I just called his office. 303.391.5777 (Denver)
Very easy:
Give your name, city, zip code, then just say that you want him to vote No. That simple.

[Natalie Francis @NatFD]

@aidachavez True story: shared a screenshot of this with my brother. He said ‘I don’t get it, must be a girl thing’. I asked him to read ALL of it. He said ‘Holy f*ck! That’s hilarious! I totally DID stopped reading after the first line!’ 🤣🤣🤣