nathan

i was peer pressured into making this

[nathan @nathan60506396]

went into a wegmans for the first time and now i kinda get where boris yeltsin was coming from

[nathan @nathan60506396]

really really want to just hop on some freight train and let it take me wherever it wants

[nathan @nathan60506396]

they should do toy story but with like a fridge and food items

[nathan @nathan60506396]

good morning is such an elite greeting. works in all settings to all people. they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore

[nathan @nathan60506396]

@sandritaaa9990 you are laughing at my joke and not my hairline right right right please say yes

[nathan @nathan60506396]

can’t believe my hairline is in a recession. fucking joe biden

[nathan @nathan60506396]

@sandritaaa9990 refreshed with the hopes of another great tweet from nathan60506396 i presume

[nathan @nathan60506396]

why do the smallest people often have the largest phones

[nathan @nathan60506396]

@sandritaaa9990 why do you have my post notifications on

[nathan @nathan60506396]

single use plastics are mere replications of the glory that is the banana peel

[nathan @nathan60506396]

hate those stairs where it’s awkward to go step by step but a little too much to go by twos

[nathan @nathan60506396]

going to get really good at connect four just in case it comes up sometime later

[nathan @nathan60506396]

havent tweeted in like a year so the people must have high expectations. im here today to destroy those

[nathan @nathan60506396]

this is literally me

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

a plant, italy, 15th century

[Fully grown abstinent cat @Davyngingivitis]

There’s macaroni, rigatoni, spaghetti, ravioli. So many pastabilities

[nathan @nathan60506396]

i would do unspeakable things for a comprehensive high speed rail system across the us (just lmk @JoeBiden)

[nathan @nathan60506396]

@Davyngingivitis @bighonkers00 word

[nathan @nathan60506396]

its always "your hair looks braidable" and never "you look breedable"

[nathan @nathan60506396]

@bighonkers00 problem?

[nathan @nathan60506396]

@aomipriv not to be like an indie fan or anything but “i don’t want to talk” is an above average song so i approve of this list