Not Nate Andersen

I have the body of a greek god, some like to compare thad castle to me not me to thad castle remember that.....Follow me!

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Remember ladies it’s my birthday be in my bed or be in Iowa city this weekend either way I know bitches will be flockin’ #cyathere

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@ON_TRACK_NICK but you can turn a house wife into a hoe

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I gave all my friends herpes on spring break #immaslut @NathanLloyd34

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence

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Can't wait to see my boys in ic tonight! @ChadCosens @Johnnies_R_us

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#49ers

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If Santa doesn't want to visit the bad girls this year, he can hand the list over to me. #OnMyWishList

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I don't have bad handwriting, I just have my own font.

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You wouldn't have known my brother was a virgin till he was 27 #rolltide

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Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately I was slaying bitches and chuggin beers over break

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If I don’t have that PocketPussy in my locker tomorrow morning, I’m going to take out all my sexual frustrations on you. #yesyou

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Rise and shine ladies and gents it's a great day to be me and I'm sure it's a mediocre day to be you! #godbless

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Night bitches I'm out till my 6 a.m. Workout...gotta give the ladies what they want other than my huge schlong and my beautiful face

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Whenever I have sex on a couch it becomes a "pull out" sofa

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@NathanLloyd34 I'll probably get verified before you do

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@mollieharney I'm sure I could open it with my bare hands

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Have I mentioned I'm the shit? Just another #i'mbetterthanthadtweet

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There is something magical about drinking a beer in the shower.

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@gvvikingdan25 hey just tell the bitches to come up to my room you can have one of them I'll hook my fellow bro up #i'mbetterthanthadtweet

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There is 3.5 billion girls in the world, why are none of them blowing me right now?