tweets by Chad

[tweets by Chad @ChadCosens]

At the pediatrician's office and a patient walks out with almost a full beard. Is that weird to anyone else?

[Charlotte Himelstein @Charlottem857]

It's a CHAD Thing! You wouldn't understand! https://t.co/2TmSAxO6F8

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@_NEHTE wellmans on Ingersoll is much better and they have the same deal. Happy birthday by the way!!

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@BABE_MCMAINS I use to take moose on the deck at flat tire all the time. You can take dogs to most bars that have patios.

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Ready Or Not, Here I Come, You Can't Hide 
Gonna Find You and Take it Slowly.

Song lyrics or horror movie theme song?

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Where I come from you honk cause you know the person. Not cause their driving annoys you.

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Just got done reading some of my old tweets. I was a fucking weirdo!! Thanks for sticking with me through that phase!!

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It has been so long. Can someone teach me how to twitter again?

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@Mad_Nerem hahaha that would be way too many dogs under one roof!!

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Someone should by my dog's brother so they can hang out.

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@Mad_Nerem she is my favorite Nerem

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@KelseyRaeKeith squirt some mio in that bitch!!

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

One of the best things you can do for yourself as a person is to practice having no opinion about most things you hear or see.

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@Ben_jamin_89

[AmericasTweethearts @nickandsam1]

Everyone!! @GeorgesNiang20 george roofies women!! Wait for the @Deadspin story soon!! Call me @KCCINews for details!

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If people that go to heaven watch over you. Then does that mean people in hell get to look up skirts and dresses?

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You ever have to pee so bad that you have to hold your dick so you can fart?

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@Mad_Nerem @natenobiling he looks like he needs a vodka redbull

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I am wearing my "don't fucking talk to me" eyes today.

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I hope that everyone becomes better than I could ever expect them to be.