gene

blessed as hell!

[gene @nathan_grindle]

@ratchetallred i wonder if the deaf just think everyone’s constantly screaming for 2-second intervals

[gene @nathan_grindle]

i don’t know how to express holiday cheer without my fists

[gene @nathan_grindle]

@willlras wow i can’t believe that’s the last thing willard ever said before he got killed by columbian hitmen, crazy

[gene @nathan_grindle]

i’ve never been to pittsburgh but if there isn’t some coffee shop that has a special called “mean joe green tea” i’m doing a kick flip off the empire state

[gene @nathan_grindle]

how many game shows is wayne brady going to host before we stage an intervention

[gene @nathan_grindle]

#chipotle is the food equivalent of cultural appropriation

[gene @nathan_grindle]

if anyone can put me in contact with a leg modeling agency, DM me

[gene @nathan_grindle]

@grg4716 why were y’all on pee-wee herman’s twitter feed in the first place though🤔

[gene @nathan_grindle]

i might be a prick but you’re the whole cactus yo

[gene @nathan_grindle]

last week i thought “i should start baking my own bread” and i felt old so fast that i’m having a midlife crisis at 22

[gene @nathan_grindle]

rest in peace Metal Face #ALLCAPS

[gene @nathan_grindle]

white dudes be like oh so you can litter but i can’t say the n word? this is such bullshit

[Mattressman @mattressmanuk]

The results are in...

PRESIDENT MATTRESSMAN!

[gene @nathan_grindle]

beds lowkey slept on tho

[gene @nathan_grindle]

@Ummagee038 @TomainoMiles

[gene @nathan_grindle]

Quick S/O to @willlras for failing his drug test and not even getting grounded. When I was ur age I got grounded for eating too much cereal

[gene @nathan_grindle]

@AbplanalpJacia calm down there Sergio

[gene @nathan_grindle]

Tb to one of the better nights of this life

[jack @applesaucejackk]

S/o to @nathan_grindle for scarring my family along with many others due to his running attire ;)