Nathan Hodges

Tumblr is a better app

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

@tumblr Oh hey

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@kyle_johnson154 Time and place bro

I'll be there

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@Mkleosb 🫡

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Age limits for people in power seems smart

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@kyle_johnson154 These are definitely cat names and not Gran names

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

Where's the guy who hacked all of North Korea right now? Someone find him and sick him on Russia.

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

@anneloreaux @allisonnnnnnnnh This implies that men like me who wear flip flops in all seasons emenate Bad Boy auras and I'm absolutely here for that.

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@kyle_johnson154 The sex doesn't stop. Homies and hoes can't get enough (the Zelda shirt and cargo shorts stay on during sex). Sometimes I throw on the blue and white Asics for effect.

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@LarTeeg Save a checkpoint and then reset the game if this guy's a total dweeb of a husband after marriage.

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Was Duck Dynasty just a fever dream?

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@kyle_johnson154 The pants also function as the chute if you survive the journey through the rafters and roof.

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@kyle_johnson154 Vaccine side effect

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THEY GAVE HIM REAL HAIR AND A REAL ASS. HE'S GOT A MAN ASS AND A FACE CHISELED BY THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD. NO PLASTIC HERE BABY, THAT'S ALL MAN. I'LL TAKE ALL THE TICKETS PLEASE

[Variety @Variety]

Buzz Lightyear Gets an Origin Story With Chris Evans in Pixar’s ‘Lightyear’ Trailer https://t.co/1SpRrDdKbU

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

@Schimpfen Who the hell is walking around campus with a single csv file that large? The power he wields ...

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

Did anyone actually use the word twerp as an insult or did 00's cartoons just trick us into thinking it was a popular insult?

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

I never thought I'd see someone bring their leftovers to work in a whole ass crockpot but that's exactly what I found this morning in the work fridge. The power this man holds..

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

*propping head up on desk with arm*

*arm slips a little and makes fart sound*

"Shit let me scoot it again so people know it's just my elbow making noise on the desk and not me farting"

*elbow makes another fart sound*

[Rick Wilde @kyle_johnson154]

Did it hurt? When you fell from someone's ass into the toilet, you piece of shit?

[Nathan Hodges @nathan_is_blond]

@kyle_johnson154 This tweet belongs in a Bible somewhere

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@kyle_johnson154 Have you tested this theory