Nathan Koski

My biography would be titled “An Unhealthy Obsession With the Automobile”

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There’s no greater challenge than trying to stay hard while holding in a fart during a hookup

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Why are men so awful yet so attractive

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Sometimes I go clothes shopping online just to look at the male models.

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How am I still single with this amazing comedic talent?

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Why can’t some guys just shut the fuck up during a hookup?

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If a guy is uncut and his house is a mess, how can you be sure he has good housekeeping down there?

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If I’m in a good mood it’s because I just got laid

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A go-go boy smiled at me the other night and I think that was his way of saying he loves me.

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Why does Tinder keep showing me profiles from TJ and Ensenada? I ain’t crossing the border for no mans.

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People really want to deport this from America

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If there are multiple people in a Tinder photo, just assume the profile belongs to the less attractive one.

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Sooooo will there now be a firing squad if I still refer to it as Twitter?

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Millions of years of evolution into a perfect predator undone by a shovel.

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When you learn your friend’s grandparents are allies 🥰🥰🥰

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@Tinder stop showing me people who live across the border, I’m not waiting 6 hours and potentially being cavity searched by Border Patrol to see a man who is going to break my heart.

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Snapchat needs to have a “With Family” setting so people know not to send inappropriate snaps while that’s on or have the ability to label photos as NSFW and put those on hold until the coast is clear.