Nathan B

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@AVillaFootball Cistern chapel

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@AVillaFootball Just happened to pick on the smallest lad there?

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@AVillaFootball Have any of yers ever kissed a girl?

[Nathan B @nathanabennett]

@AVillaFootball With oral skills like that, reckon she could ya know

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@AVillaFootball Messages from your missus or your bird?

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@AVillaFootball Yeah, he's been sprung

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@AVillaFootball I'm getting the word.....cunt

[Nathan B @nathanabennett]

@AVillaFootball While the main event draws the eye, there's loads going on there...up there with the swannite dancing vid that

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@AVillaFootball Rumours...I'm convinced so to this day 👍

[Nathan B @nathanabennett]

@fesshole Don't worry, sounds like you'll be dead soon

[Nathan B @nathanabennett]

@AVillaFootball Lots of words accepting my righteousness have passed your lips and you know it 😀 fucking heavy ko that, clueless Joyce though. Gatekeeper role for him. Joshua will step up and probably get sparked by him, Fury will do his famous ducking of punches/fights 👍

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@AVillaFootball We follow all zee rules little Englander! Saying that, it's daft to actually ref it at all at that level. You're not there to train officials but let kids play footy

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@AVillaFootball Reckon she takes the Holden circa 2005 suit off and just relaxes in her native lizard skin meself

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@AVillaFootball Haha that's alright. How much was it during the game? Cost me nearly a fiver for a pint the other week IN THE FUCKING SWAN AS WELL

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@ladbible Couple in we're swingers shock. Have I just read a tweet from 1990?

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@ScallyMagazine Huyton with Roby

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@MartinSLewis It's not going down if you're measuring year on year, it's just not raising at the same rate as a year ago.