Nathan Andrus

vaccinated and overly caffeinated. We all have opinions, these are mine.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

i ain’t reading all that
im happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

Where does one get a nice crispy Coke at Midway in Chicago?
Asking for a friend

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

There’s no place I’d rather be

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

MSP: There’s a severe thunderstorm warning. Please get away from windows now.

Me: looks around and can’t find anywhere that isn’t windows.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Exclusive: For Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, friends created a book of bawdy letters. One was from Donald Trump. https://t.co/rMDUnRHwo4

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

Dear @Doritos,
What about just selling bags full of your dust? I could put it in chicken or fish.

[The State News @thesnews]

After a well-established 23 years, Coca-Cola lost to PepsiCo in the bidding process for servicing fountain drinks at Michigan State University. This beverage swap will be implemented in Fall 2025. https://t.co/RxKShNqUi6

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

It would be crazy to have checks and balances within the federal government 🙄

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal.

If a judge tried to command the attorney general in how to use her discretion as a prosecutor, that's also illegal.

Judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power.

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

Well, I guess I have some more free time now.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

August: “I will immediately bring prices down”

December: 🤷‍♂️

[wearefbs @wearefbs]

Start with FBS, finish with success 🏁

Check out @RISMediaUpdates November issue to see how a partnership with future-focused FBS means customers have experts at their side, helping solve problems & creating a path to a desired goal.

Read the story: https://t.co/JWgqkn87vg

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

I’ve locked myself out of my hotel room a record amount of times in the last 2 days. What is wrong with me?!

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

Me on October 31st when Taco Bell starts their retro menu

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

$12 for a vanilla latte at the airport feels a bit steep.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

The human body was not meant to go through 3 Trump election cycles.

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

It’s been over 6 hours since the Verizon outage started. I still don’t have service 😭

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

@ColtonCwx Yeppp

[Nathan Andrus @nathanandrus]

@Delta literally asking me to pay $500 since I want to skip my flight from Lansing to Detroit this week all to avoid a crazy tight connection 🙄