Nathan Conrad

These have always brought me luck. - Elizabeth Taylor, White Diamonds Commercial

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

@ikindoflikejoe I feel the same way.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

@ikindoflikejoe @MeredithLongo 🥰I had to dust off passwords to respond to this lovely chain. That sounds heavenly. Is that a real mid-aughts' diary entry, or a pastiche of our times together? The silvery veil between memory and reality is threadbare here in 2020.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

🦖➡️ 🦕 About a year ago, these patterns 🌀started appearing all over our house. Like crop circles, y’know? Still not sure what’s causing them. #dinosaur @ Northborough, Massachusetts https://t.co/GEtVzUu68Z

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Finn’s dinosaur documentary just referred to T-Rex as “the king of kings.” Lent challenges us all in different ways.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

The barefoot Con, Tessa. https://t.co/L3z6lKrt8A

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

2002. This has been your daily dose of consistency. 😘 https://t.co/ppB9yAdku8

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Providing quality whale toupees since 2016. #paint #whale #clay https://t.co/7OcI70Cskh

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Daylight Savings bird watching. https://t.co/JejUolcnat

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Sure thing, kid. https://t.co/gOJH9NFQRm

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

@MeredithLongo I am! I truly have to remember how to use this.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Uck, I should probably change my 2008 profile pic.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

I remember my parents sitting a lot more during my childhood than I have these past four years.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Choosing a new phone wallpaper. Trying to decide between six versions of #Venom trying to bite my face.

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

Someone bet Sean Spicer he wouldn't last six months and he quit as soon as they paid up.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

You guys, when does The Big Sick come out?

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Have there been any Komy2012 jokes made yet? #ComeyDay #comeyHearings

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Anyone else think Comey sounds like Fred Willard? #comeyHearings #ComeyDay

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Pride is greatest during those first few weeks of September. (I'm back!)

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

Every time I hear "Dinosaurs lived 65 million years ago," my dumb brain instinctually thinks "Still? That number hasn't changed?" Woof.

[Nathan Conrad @nathanconrad]

People like blood sausage. People are morons.