Nathan Origer

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[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

She keeps teasing me at school with that little butt of hers 🎥👀✨🔥💯​​​

#candids #creepshot #candid -> MORE IN BIO 📷

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

She keeps teasing me at school with that little butt of hers 🎥👀✨🔥💯​​​

#candids #creepshot #candid -> MORE IN BIO 📷

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"I've decided that for Holy Week, I'm going booze-free.So, naturally, I'm finishing off my Bourbon tonight."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"I have family coming in on Saturday, so I have to condense my weekend irresponsibility into tonight and tomorrow night."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

RT @marker580: "I expect a drunk 25-year-old to be more entertaining than a muppet."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"dying young is not on the list of things I want to do before I die."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

There is an inverse proportion between the cost of your Jedi boots and any woman asking to see your Force.

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"I put the wine away as soon as the hydrocodone came out. FAIL?"

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"Does it really count if I'm not drinking, but under the influence of a prescription-only pain-killer?"

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"Last time I done got high on this stuff, I laid the foundation for a relationship. Wonder what I can do this time." (via @marker580)

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"I'd drink more if I were paid to do so."

[JD @Scurvy_Pete]

#followfriday @nathandrinking It's like Tucker Max meets @shitmydadsays

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"I am not a Democrat, I just like the D..."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"This bar isn't the shallow end, but rather the contaminated 'do not swim' deep end of the gene pool."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"if his lips were any looser he would have Herpes on his face."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"Looking at the bar and seeing three men so engrossed [in Two and a Half Men] makes me weep for the future."

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

"Not defending our borders against illegal immigrants is a hate-crime against Western Civilization." (via @semartin90)

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

Have any good quotes made by Nathan Origer whilst engaging in mass consumption? Send them to @nathandrinking for consumption by the masses!

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

Nathan: What is the most pretentious beer you have? Bartender: What the f**k does pretentious mean? Nathan: I will have a Sam Adams.

[Nathan Origer @nathandrinking]

@semartin90 I'm here for you! Haha! Send your best quotes for the consumption of the masses!