Shower thought: Right now is prime time for dates, like, no restaurants or bars to go to. You actually have to put in effort to impress someone and that’s how it should be
Advice of the week: Don’t pretend to like people that you don’t actually fuck with.
The path of least resistance is cool but being real with yourself is cooler.
@macaylajab@GordonRamsay I would consider that a win for both of us if he replies, but I’m banking on a “W” for me. Someday I will inevitably try you’re recommendation and give feedback. Till then, I’m sorry, but I’ll have to disagree
@macaylajab I’m gonna stand my ground cause I’m afraid of applesauce and fish (on paper, come on) Gordon Ramsey will be the decision maker. @GordonRamsay
Journeyman today asked if I ate something with onions in it “cause you smell like onions right now”. 10 minutes later he said he was kidding after I kept asking if he was sure it was me. The things these guys do to fuck with you I tell ya
“Well there's always been groups of people that never could see eye to eye. And I always thought if they ever had a chance to sit down and talk face to face, they might realize they got a lot in common.”