Nathan Eshman

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@HumansNoContext He’s already out. He forgot the bread. You need energy for the big escape… you know!?

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@CensoredMen @Tiffany_Gomas Worst. Interviewer. Ever.

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@clownworld Thinks the platform is dead. Continues to post on said "dead" platform.

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@insanereality It's from the dump you took right before your nap. Flush bro... FLUUUSH!!

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@clownworld Damn it… the invite clearly said smart casual

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@MORE_Collection Except for the lady who is clearly on her phone 😅🤳

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@zotostore Who cleans a frying pan over a toilet?!

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

Well my day 1 goes from 6am to 7am. By this guy’s logic, I get 24 days per day.🤨

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

How to manipulate time.

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

Erry day…

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Truth. https://t.co/KGBW5rCjzf

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

I never thought about this before! Now I won’t be able to sleep for daaayz #mirror #wierd

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

It’s called the ‘bait and switch’

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

@Kogan I’ve replied to your DM. But honestly, based on the customer service so far… I’ll be very surprised if there’s a different result

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

Hey @Kogan, when a customer closes their nbn account with you, it might be worth reviewing your customer service. (Details in this thread)

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

Even though your staff promised this to me. (I was not told a request was being out through… I was told it was a done deal) I would have sorted out something else if I thought you were going to be such jerks in this process.

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

Turns out I was lied to. I received my latest bill charging me for a full month… wtf? Then when I call up to sort it out I’m told “sorry, your request was declined… read the policy online”…

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

This is the technology copywriters are afraid will replace them… #ai #chatgpt

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

My favourite part is where she has a conversation with herself and decides pooping her pants is the right thing to do. #poop #poopedmypants #marathon https://t.co/dlj1fNBbCN

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

All time favourite line from Aeroplane… or Flying High… depending which region you’re in.

[Nathan Eshman @nathaneshman]

Sometimes I make it up as I go… other times I just feel it out and see how it goes