Mike Tyson supposedly once said “Everybody’s got a plan till they get punched in the face”
I now bring you IRON MIKE’S RAZOR:
“Every Republican is against abortion until they, their wife, their teen daughter or most likely their mistress gets knocked up”.
#GOP#RoeVsWade
JUST IN:
Tennessee Republican Rep. Scott DesJarlais is 100% anti-abortion
Except that one time he asked his mistress to have an abortion in 2012
Oh yeah and the two times his wife did have an abortion
@bakenhus_stefan@mike123qwe@BoLoudon@RochelleAz Clever retort.
So point me to a scar or a missing chunk of ear cartridge.
And if you never heard the expression “born yesterday” for someone who is gullible to a fault, that’s on you.
@mike123qwe@BoLoudon@RochelleAz He is so amazing, he ear grew back. He’s so charitable he had his charity shut down bc he stole all the runs that were earmarked for people battling cancer.
It makes sence that he’s the greatest Pres of your lifetime since you were clearly born yesterday.
@MarkMeadows Sunday he was ranting to little children about Joe Biden - and today he pulled a TACO Tuesday and caved in to Iran’s demands. He is such a sorry loser.
He did accomplish getting the strait opened (which had been opened for years before his misstep).
@ShellyCuel78160@SJohnston60@IsaiahLCarter Yeah, well many of my close friends are from military families, and they have all decided that they have changed their plans, and they will all NOT sign up for the military because of the harm and disrespect that trump and hegseth have leveled on our once great military.
@TonyyCFM That is an ai version of trump showing off a copy of the Declaration of Independence that he stupidly thinks is the real one. But either way, it’s not really Jesus in the Oval Office.
PS: If Jesus was a real person he had brown skin and short kinky hair.
@JimOliverAV@Linkowic71@OunkaOnX You mean all the kids in schools that gun loving conservatives shoot up all the time with semi-automatic weapons of war? Yeah… so brave.
@annamlulis The more people read the bible, the more they become atheists. It’s such a silly work of fiction.
A chatty serpent convinced a rib girl to eat a magic kiwi, causing the fall of man, which required a god to rape a virgin and grow up a white man and sacrifice himself to himself.
@DavidFischer I’m sorry you didn’t follow. If Jesus is the god of the Old Testament, then he is in favor of slavery. And killing babies. And burning priests’ daughters. And killing lots of people. It’s all in the Bible. You should actually read it.
@DavidFischer Thus JESUS is ok with SLAVERY. Jesus ordered the SLAUGHTER of babies. Jesus ordered that non-virgin daughters of priests be BURNED ALIVE. Jesus ordered that picking up sticks on the sabbath is grounds for being STONED TO DEATH.
In other words, Jesus is an evil monster.
@WeThePeopleCG@ericmmatheny That’s rich. “If you value truth” and “by RFK, Jr.” in the same sentence.
If you actually think Kennedy has a better grasp of the science and the medicine than Dr. Fauci, you are really in a cult. Do better.