nate huff

squelching squelching squelching

[nate huff @nathanielchuff]

me: hey la beast, can u watch my vintage crystal pepsi for me? i’ll brb
la beast:

[nate huff @nathanielchuff]

me neither tbh

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(seeing a giraffe)

“wha the hell…huh”

[Charli @charli_xcx]

kamala IS brat

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

how HOUSE M.D. characters would react to someone asking their pronouns, a thread:

[akyse @_akyse]

me: im bored
big green arrow: rob the gas station

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

when you hang with that one chill homie who gets scared and goes nonverbal at the function

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

nah this is crazy

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

googling "is it okay to go to college late" and all of the articles say that if you go to college right after high school youre basically a moron

[nate huff @nathanielchuff]

what if lightning is god taking a screenshot

[nate huff @nathanielchuff]

why are actors/filmmakers constantly stereotyped as “starving artists” but when they strike for fair pay they’re suddenly millionaires who don’t need more money??

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan on casting Devon Bostick in ‘OPPENHEIMER’:

“Rodrick Rules! He has his moment, very much so.”

(Source: https://t.co/aT8j3MqruD)

[sammy @loserbent]

this isn't fucking funny can we stop posting lorde's pretransition pics everywhere like it's a fucking meme? no wonder she never wants to acknowledge her reviewbrah era cause of you little freaks

[Red @AngryBirds]

yes.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

This bar chart has attracted the attention of the richest man in the world. Let me walk you through how I would interpret it as a statistician (and a human).

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Taking her to my favorite spot on the first date: Here it is!

Halal cart guy: There he is! Good day boss, same as usual?

Me, beaming with pride: Yes 🙂 (looking over at her expectantly)

Her: 😕

Me: Did you hear? I’m the boss

Her: I heard.

Halal guy: This is not Love, boss

[nate huff @nathanielchuff]

i love listening to my chemical romance like tell em gerard

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://t.co/QpyuuOOxHp