nathan

[lexi @elextra__]

strip clubs should have open pole night like how bars have open mic night

[J-dawg @H4TEDEMON]

Just experienced talking to a stranger for 10 minutes and them suddenly telling me they’re wearing meta glasses

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Does anyone in nyc sell regular weed? Not thai sticks or dry crusty mexican brick weed, just mild moist 2007 high school weed.

Fr. Weed is so medicinal and i should smoke weed but i cant do this new weed or this rapper weed.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me looking for an excuse to skip work

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

I hate office drama
Also me:

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[lauren @laurenashastro]

“esoteric baddie” but you have no 12H placements……….hm!

[Kelela @kelelam]

eyes up here bb

[kash @kshmanii]

me after getting my first kill on any shooter game:

[pink @iJaadee]

once you learn astrology you move soooo differently

[calu @calubyrox]

Lo que no te mata te hace caminar kilómetros escuchando música por tiempo indefinido.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Daniel Cressy, 23, becomes the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy

[saturn’s PR agent @divinatorydoll]

how i probably seem to normal people whenever i tell them to order things under a mars hour so their package will arrive faster

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[https://shri.li TROPICALS DNI @shrili_]

love learning abt forms of divination I'd never heard of before

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist