The UK didn't get 'nul points' in the Eurovision Song Contest because of some sinister revenge for Brexit.
We got 'nul points' because we had a crap song, performed by a crap singer who gave a crap performance. End.
Throw back to the time I was VERY stoned and VERY horny but my boyfriend didn't want sex so while we as cuddling and asleep I had the most deviating wet dream all up his back 🤦