dj naidee aka burgerboiii

not dying of it, living with it

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

As a bachelor every night I try to prove to Nabisco that their packages of Oreos are not in fact “family size”

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

The worst part about this time of year is saying goodbye to your flannel bed sheets. #iwillrememberyou #willyourememberme

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

Every time I drink beer in the morning I think of you @SherylCrow

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

How many imaginary fights with your boss have YOU had in the shower?

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

Is it sad or amazing if I eat a whole ball of mozzarella for a snack?

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

It would have been super ironic if it was the Allman Sisters Band

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

I promised myself to read at least one book a month in the new year… It’d be a lot more if someone promised me personal pan pizza

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

when looking up a cookie recipe do you gotta accept all cookies?

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

Just overheard coworkers saying there’s a superstition that if you are alone at midnight on New Years you will be alone for the entire new year. THANK GOD. #2022NewYear

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

You would think if psychics were actually psychic they would all be super rich.

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

The anti-vax crowd suddenly making me pro condoms sheesh

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

You know it’s fire season when you type “p” and it goes to https://t.co/dY9JOsjLj1 instead of https://t.co/NQPO8v9F9z

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

Watching LOTR The Two Towers (extended edition) for the 782nd time and I’m FUCKING PSYCHED

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

The next episode of LEGO Masters isn’t until August 10. What’s the point of this stupid life anyways?

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

I feel like all Anakin Skywalker needed was just little weed to like…you know…

chill.

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

@JaeSibilia How u listening to it?

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

Every insurance company says they can save me hundreds of dollars and that’s why I base it solely on their marketing campaigns.

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

watching ANY Philadelphia team lose is wonderful but this is next level.

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

How am I expected to be a productive member of society with 3 games every morning? #uefa2020

[dj naidee aka burgerboiii @nathanstearns]

I’m finally getting good at recognizing people with masks on and the CDC, like, wants to take that away from me?