M1 J25. You couldn’t make this up. Very minor collision at the junction causing no damage. One driver suspects the other is drunk so quite rightly calls us. Forgetting he is also drunk. Both arrested. One blew 40 and the other 78. Charged to court. #DontDrinkDrive#Fatal4#Wow
WANTED: This trio pictured in the middle.
CRIME: Rather cunningly duped our stadium announcer into asking for a white Nissan Micra NE14 ABJ to be moved last night.
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"YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIED...CLARKIE'S ON FIRE" sing the Latics fans as Leon Clarke makes it 2-0 on debut. The king is dead...long live the king! #wafc#safc