Nathaniel

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

TANNER MCKEE TO MAKAI LEMON FOR HIS FIRST CAREER TOUCHDOWN

#FlyEaglesFly

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

“For this team, for this city, I’ll do anything.”

— Jalen Hurts on 11/5/23

He brought a Super Bowl to Philadelphia and almost died from blood clots in his lungs

[James Nagle @NagleNFL]

The referees, on a national stage, extended the first half by 10+ minutes reviewing plays that they called wrong anyway.

As a result, the #Eagles will likely lose Jalyx Hunt to injury for the rest of the year.

What a joke.

[Stanford Roundtable @StanfordRTable]

What a play call. That red light is a vibe too.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

EU Declares Canada Weak Enough to Join Them https://t.co/2c9ve4vq2p

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

I don’t understand. For decades, feminists have argued that women have full control over their minds and that even pointing out mood changes during a cycle is just male misogyny.

Now, that entire argument is getting thrown out the window because the Lindsay Clancy defense is literally claiming in open court that hormones can turn someone into a deranged psychopath capable of child murder. It’s wild to watch that narrative completely flip.

A not-guilty finding based on hormones and insanity would have crazy implications. For example, if hormonal states can legally erase accountability, why wouldn’t they also affect fitness for jobs, high-pressure decisions, firearms, and parenting?

Courts cannot treat a woman as legally insane for the worst possible act and then pretend the same reasoning has no implications anywhere else.

Also, Lindsay Clancy is no more insane than Jeffrey Dahmer, who was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, schizotypal personality disorder, and a psychotic disorder, and yet, he was still declared legally sane at trial. For the sake of those children, and for the sake of all the good that’s in this world, I hope the jury makes the only sensible decision here

[Austin Abbott @AustinAbbott]

Some of the wildest stats in NFL history:

- The Bears have never had a 4,000+ yard passer in a season (106 seasons)

- All 4 of the Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts Superbowls were played in Miami

- Larry Fitzgerald in 17 seasons finished with more tackles (42) than drops (29)

- During the entire 2014 NFL regular season, the Kansas City Chiefs did not throw a single receiving touchdown to a wide receiver

- The Panthers have never recorded back to back winning seasons in their franchise history, yet they once won the NFC South division 3 years in a row (31 seasons)

- The Buccaneers lost 26 consecutive games from 1976-1977. This was their first 26 games as a franchise. 0-14 in year 1, then they went 2-12 in year 2.

- Every NFC team has played in the NFC Championship game since 2010, except the Cowboys, who haven’t since 1995

- Ryan Fitzpatrick led the 2019 Dolphins in Rushing Yards (243) and TD’s (4).. Dude was 37 years old at the time..

- Tom Brady never played a game in his entire career where he was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs going into it.

- For his entire career, Tom Brady has a better chance of getting to the Super Bowl (47.6%) than Steph Curry has of making a 3 pointer (42.2%).

- The Jets joined the NFL in 1970. They beat the eagles for the first time in 2023.

- The Lions went 70 straight games without having a 100 yard rusher. This was during the Stafford era.. it started after Reggie Bush rushed for 117 yards on Thanksgiving in 2013. The drought lasted almost 5 seasons before Kerryon Johnson rushed for 101 yards in 2018..

- Mike Vrabel had 12 career receptions during his career, and every single one was a touchdown..

[🦅Roll Philly Dawgz🦅 @RollPhillyDawgz]

Me walking to the fridge as a kid for a midnight snack🤣

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Kyle Schwarber‘s walkoff HR was around 460 feet with an exit velocity of 108.5.

It was the first Phillies home run to travel over the batter’s eye into Ashburn Alley since Darick Hall’s HR 4 years ago

It is the Phillies first undefeated homestand of at least 6 games in 14 years

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

The Philadelphia Phillies won this baseball game

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

When Christians use the word “generosity” they mean “generosity with your own money.”

When progressives use the word “generosity” they mean “voting for the government to forcibly redistribute other people’s money.”

[Nathaniel @nathjstuart]

"If you have paper passes, each passenger MUST hold their own pass. If you walk up with a handful of passes, I will have to send you out of line for that."

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Citizens Bank Park @PhilliesCBP]

1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ wins in front of the best fans in baseball!

Here's to many, many more.

[Kevin Bass @kevinnbass]

Mao Zedong was responsible for so many deaths in China that you can see it on a chart of global life expectancy

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

“What’s Canadas chief export?”

“Forest fire smoke”

[Nathaniel @nathjstuart]

It's time. We send in US resources to fight Canada's fires, but every acre we extinguish we liberate and institute modern preventive practices, including brush clearance, fire mitigation, and first amendment freedoms. Enough is enough!

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

every data center story says it uses "as much power as 100,000 homes" like that's a scandal. an aluminum smelter pulls five times that and it's why airplanes are cheap. measuring industry in homes is how you train a country to believe building things is a crime

[American Ultras Talk @usmntaut]

Winners in the World Cup on the USA’s 250th birthday:

🇲🇦 Morocco, the first country to recognize our independence

🇫🇷 France, our greatest ally in the fight for independence

Poetic.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.