Nathan Kemp

A lover of great ideas and a good PR story. Partial to the odd Pot Noodle and a Ginsters chicken slice.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Earlier today we arrested a woman for suspected tax evasion after repeatedly selling her old clothes.

She claimed that she sold them for a fraction of what she had paid. Had paid tax on them when purchased with money she’d already been taxed on.

Investigations are ongoing.

[LADbible @ladbible]

They think it’s a baby cow 😂😂 https://t.co/fi0UhHOZa3

[Hugo Tagholm @HugoSAS]

That is one big sewage slick at St Agnes! 🤮😡✊ #EndSewagePollution

@CarveMag @GoodLawProject @JolyonMaugham @sascampaigns @AmySlack_SAS

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A historic failure

[Harry Wallop @hwallop]

🛒☕️ Waitrose – after losing quite a lot of customers – reintroducing free coffee to myWaitrose card holders. From Nov 7th – free coffee with any purchase (Tho’ only in main @waitrose, not Locals).
Enough to win back the middle classes from Aldi?

[Ben Oliver @thebenoliver]

Looking for a new roll?

[Marc Lewis @SCA2Dean]

I am really, REALLY, really thrilled to announce that our Selection Days are back live in London from March.

Candidates can still join us online for Selection Day, and experience hybrid learning, but London visits will be welcomed.

Apply now to start @sca2_0 in September.

[Nathan Kemp @nathkemp]

@virginmedia hi. Our internet has gone down. In Kt6. Is there an issue?

[Marc Lewis @SCA2Dean]

This year's @DandADNewBlood haul

- 14 Pencils
- Two Yellow
- Two While
- One Black

The Black Pencil was won by students enrolled on our brand new Online Portfolio School, proving that hard working talent everywhere can benefit from @sca2_0

[Marc Lewis @SCA2Dean]

Kids who work this sort of shit out are very welcome to apply for scholarships @sca2_0.

I don't agree with what they're doing, but I want those minds in my school.

[Marc Lewis @SCA2Dean]

Imagine….. I nearly refused Lauren a place @sca2_0.

What a 🍆.

I’m so incredibly proud of this great team, not just for winning awards, but also taking the time to mentor, inspire and support future SCA talent.

[Mark Borkowski @MarkBorkowski]

Hoping #matthancock hangs on a for a couple of days. I’m enjoying the bevvy of priceless memes accumulating on Insta and Twitter. Priceless. The abundant comic creativity is awesome. How can the man ever recover from this epic #fail ?

[Marc Lewis @SCA2Dean]

Thanks to @StrideLondon for being the catalyst in this story.

A Stride scholar on @sca2_0 Online Portfolio School course shared her challenges with us.

It inspired something that (embarrassingly) I had never thought of before, but that will be a huge benefit for diversity.

[PRWeek UK @prweekuknews]

.@GraylingPR promotes Kemp and McGettigan to global roles: https://t.co/OCO9drnW6I #comms @GraylingUK

[Nathan Kemp @nathkemp]

@10Yetis @SparklyPinchy @GraylingUK @GraylingPR @katmcgettigan Hi from the guy in the middle. Not Welsh, don’t play football but have previously spotted a lockdown top knot.

[Nathan Kemp @nathkemp]

@mrdanwalker @piersmorgan Ha

[Marc Lewis @SCA2Dean]

I'm looking at the week ahead for students & sponsor agencies @sca2_0

Masterclasses from guest mentors;

@rorysutherland @anniemarsh19 @Creature_Stu @nathkemp & @emmrodman

as well as our phenonemal in house team.

It's another blockbuster, humdinger of a week at SCA.

[Rik Salmon @dove_from_above]

If you’ve been dismayed by the arrogance and idiocy of our small island these past few years, take solace in the fact that the UK gave ABBA nil points for Waterloo in 1974. We’ve always been stupid and we deserve to be hated.

[The Sun @TheSun]

Drunk squirrel is doing fine after eating fermented pears left out by accident