Can’t wait to chop that grand audit
wey go make me send mad funds to my parent & siblings,
i go con switch off phone for hours,
make dem no fit reach me,
make dem first fear where i see dat kind money.
He caught his girlfriend cheating through screenshots of her chats with another guy, so he surprised her on Girlfriend’s Day with a framed copy of the screenshots as her gift. 😂👏🏼
Everything is just fundamentally wrong with Nigerian women.
• Her 7 months pregnancy is the average Nigerian woman belly on a normal day
• At three months of pregnancy, the average Nigerian woman is already acting like she's carrying an elephant in her belly
• They're too lazy talk more to play football while pregnant
• During pregnancy, they transform to landwhales looking like a rejected sacrifice
It shall never be well with lazy Nigerian women who see pregnancy as a death sentence 🙏
“Don't Allow Any Police Officers To Search Your Phone and we’re saying this due to the abuse and extortive tendencies of some of our officers. No police officer have the right to search your phone”
- FCT Commissioner Of Police Charge Nigeria Youths