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They were on your side, until I died.

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#TrueLife #NationwideKills

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Man I wish I was in school today, usually about this time I'm in Math Class. #TooBad #NationwideKills #nationwidekid

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@RyanInNiles I'm saving lives

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@JerrySeinfeld ouch.

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“@grindsmygooch: It's not even shark week and all these stoned people are raving about a dancing shark #nationwidekid was the real MVP” YES!

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@DisnyRunr24 nah, it ain't me. But I wish I could be on a train... Too bad...

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@benmcnair7 what about me? Did I deserve it?

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@FakeChrisCosico not quite, but I've met him.

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@scaryfriar I know the feeing

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Good morning Twitter, it's morning number one in Heaven. Hope Earth is still treating you alright. #nationwidecommercial

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@boysayznothing @TheTweetOfGod I would hope so, I mean we are hanging out on the regular now.

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Goodnight Twitter, rest in peace, you know I will. #nationwide #SuperBowlXLIX

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Sure America you'll help Kim Kardashian save all that data but you let me die. #typical

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@tackyspoons you had to go there...

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@tackyspoons @loserboy seriously though, it's been a rough day.

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@mdhartleib I DIED. Seriously though, I would have run it.

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@0nTheLoose this is true. Thank you for the thoughts!

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My parents should have switched to #Allstate. Maybe I would have been in better hands. #Nationwide #SuperBowlAds #SuperBowlXLIX

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@Psambo me too.

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@MattSantagato I'm right here! ;)