fresh off the vino (to set the tone), i just stumbled into a bike in my hallway (which is always there, not just some random bicycle) and turned back, offended, as if i hadn’t been sinning prior to
just realized that buddy from disturbed’s legendary vocal intro on down with the sickness, which i once thought was channeled through another realm, is actually derived from 0:23 of bulls on parade and i’m sick
just entered dovercourt park and these two yutes greeted me with a warm “welcome to paradise”, at which point i stumbled upon dozens of people gathered, scored by a ~12 piece musical performance