About 6 months ago, I turned off every single notification on my phone. Nothing lights up my screen now.
Looking at others doing it, I used to think "fuck no, I obviously need to be able to see at least whatsapp. and maybe work emails..."
Here's the difference it made 🧵
Outrageous requests I’ve had for personal songs from people who really don’t understand how businesses work [A THREAD]
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1. You’ll build a name for much quicker for yourself by doing this for free
Trashy recruitment consultants who screwed me over last year sent me an email begging me to come back today.
I told them where they could stick their "opportunity."
@omanair Please process my refund. I have been contacting you since April 2020, where I was told that I would receive a response within 15 days. It has now been over 15 months.
a blueberry has fallen on the floor. and nobody has noticed. except for me. so i gently picked them up. and brought them to my bed. so they could relax. because i am sure it is very stressful. being a lost blueberry
For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.