Natalie Martin

English in California (now South Carolina). A needle girl in a haystack world. Queen of awkward conversation. Prone to overshare.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

Me: learning more about perimenopause and menopause sucks. 4-10 years of rollercoaster and 34+ symptoms sounds AWESOME.

Husband: Babe…as an outside observer, it seems to me…you’ve been training for this your whole life.

💀

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

As my husband gets up to take care of the dogs this morning:
“Do you want tea or sleep?”

And that, dear reader, is how you win at marriage.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@Fortnite I think we need a Dungeon Crawler Carl collab. Princess Donut would make a phenomenal sidekick.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@ZielinskiC61523 @JustTheTweets17

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@Luckytobeme3 @DroverSabr54018 @HazelAppleyard 5’6 and that weight is a different thing. General weight estimation for a full grown woman is supposed to be 100lbs for 5’, then 5lbs for every inch thereafter. (That’s a median estimation, obviously not taking into account bone structure or muscle mass) You’re fine. Dude isn’t.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@ExOwnage @RhysWebber49 @FortniteStatus It is when they’ve done it with a pre-event window allowing people to join prior, rather than deciding everyone join at the exact same time. Of course it’ll crash this way.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@TheCinesthetic

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@Matt_Pinner Almond. His name is Almond.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

You know what lives rent free in my head? The girl from my acting class 25 years ago who sang Blink 182’s song “All The Small Things”, and apparently didn’t know the word “commiserating”, so bleeped the first part of that word to make it PG for the kids.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@TweetbyRuda Why on earth would someone want this person to be a presence in their child’s life? You can share blood, but that’s no reason to share life if that person sucks. Spare the kid any further nonsense. Take the money. Get counseling. When you’re healthy, find a healthy partner.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@WA_TigerGirl @wavelettes @malcontentpod Your grandson sounds like he isn’t a level of violent that causes permanent physical injury, or severe emotional distressed. Just because a diagnosis makes abusive behaviour understandable, doesn’t make it excusable. It’s an awful choice, to be certain.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

New life hack: using ChatGPT to help me fine tune hair colour formula based on pictures of desired vs existing colour, and taking into account product already on hand. 🙌🏼

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

What is so ancient only an Internet veteran can remember?

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@FF_fanster @MinnieMouseCat @acnewsitics Equally applicable.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@MinnieMouseCat @acnewsitics Last I knew it simply meant something was out of stock, so off the menu. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@arsenault46637 @thescottbarber Not AI

https://t.co/3B51DkEFR9

[Vanessa Horabuena @V_Horabuena]

There was so many emotions, going through this from the call with president. trump to the day. God gave me a vision of this, a lifelong dream of mine has came true... God blessed me with this opportunity and he has paved the ways to make this possible. May God bless each and every one of you that helped make this possible, President Trump, his team, and all my family and friends.
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#libertyball #inagurationball #christianartist #christianart #christian #jesuslovesyou #explorepage #explore #trump #trump2025 #america #ArtistOnTwitter

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@johnmosemanpro @thescottbarber https://t.co/3B51DkEFR9

[Vanessa Horabuena @V_Horabuena]

There was so many emotions, going through this from the call with president. trump to the day. God gave me a vision of this, a lifelong dream of mine has came true... God blessed me with this opportunity and he has paved the ways to make this possible. May God bless each and every one of you that helped make this possible, President Trump, his team, and all my family and friends.
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#libertyball #inagurationball #christianartist #christianart #christian #jesuslovesyou #explorepage #explore #trump #trump2025 #america #ArtistOnTwitter

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@CS_Bodan @thescottbarber Nope.

https://t.co/3B51DkE81B

[Vanessa Horabuena @V_Horabuena]

There was so many emotions, going through this from the call with president. trump to the day. God gave me a vision of this, a lifelong dream of mine has came true... God blessed me with this opportunity and he has paved the ways to make this possible. May God bless each and every one of you that helped make this possible, President Trump, his team, and all my family and friends.
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#libertyball #inagurationball #christianartist #christianart #christian #jesuslovesyou #explorepage #explore #trump #trump2025 #america #ArtistOnTwitter

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@WallStreetApes Weird. I had an ER trip where I wasn’t even admitted to a room, didn’t get any sort of IV or bloodwork done, was sent home with no answers 4 hours later after 2 45 second EKG’s…and the bill was $3k.

[Natalie Martin @Natlee]

@Norfolkrules @ask_aubry Hey, no one invited Logic to the pissing contest.