Natalie Williams

running for mayor of nothing

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

Me in fourth grade when I got a gavel for my birthday and started officiating webkinz divorces at recess

[g @34rths]

Some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. This is my truth sorry

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

"said OO Girl!! shocked me like an electric eel!"

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

there should be a way to let spotify know u r joking

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Terrible news.

The first drag ban has passed in Tennessee, and goes to the governors desk.

It could easily ban pride. It bans public drag. It bans transgender people performing, who are just living their lives.

It charges them with a felony!

It is blatantly unconstitutional.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

My favorite part of Elf is when that little girl watches NY1 by herself

[maia @mxmtoon]

im a nepotism baby (my mom worked at my schools growing up)

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

In middle school when we weren’t allowed to have Facebook I made one big Google document that everyone could write on let’s just do that

[frog "Philip K. Dickgirl" kosaric @yurirando]

ME: hey, my car broke down. what saint should i pray to for help
TRADCATH WEIRDO: Uhhhhhh the virgin mary. Saint God
ACTUAL CATHOLIC: Idk man St. Christopher if the motor turns over and St. Frances of Rome if it doesn't, good luck

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Having an old dad will make you a loser in such specific ways. No 6 year old should have a favorite marx brothers movie

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

Drunk at a karaoke bar trying desperately to explain the significance of the glee version of I say a little prayer

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

My mom is chiming in on the midnights release and I’m dying

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

Mastermind is for the Scorpio girlies

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

One listen of you’re on your own kid did more for me than years of therapy ever could

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

Obsessed with the woman at the casino who is justifying her losses because “there’s a Cuban missle crises coming”

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

Did Olivia Wilde kill the queen to get the press off her back

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

My boyfriend is so disconnected from pop culture that he just found out that Jay-Z cheated on Beyoncé

[Diana Cejas, MD, MPH @DianaCejasMD]

Black people live in red states. Brown people live in red states. Queer people live in red states. Writing off the South means writing off some of the most diverse communities & fierce advocates in the nation & leaving those who will be most harmed these policies behind.

[Meghan Waters @MeghanJMJW]

Som abortion thoughts: I teach sex ed and when I explain the menstrual cycle, I emphasize that if you are expecting your period, it’s one day late, and you take a pregnancy test, if it comes back positive, you are considered 4 weeks + 1 day into your pregnancy.

[Natalie Williams @natnat1103]

As a bi gleek wearing a skort I am confirmed most annoying person at this gay bar

[gi @giananicolee]

one direction beef and the 1975 coming back..big day for people who peaked on 2014 tumblr