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I dropped the mike and it broke my toe

[Nat @natneedsanap]

@PicturesFoIder 60 and 7+7=14 is 74 plus 1 is 75

[Joey Hayden @_joeyhayden]

I'm sorry, did this Tennessee lineman just vomit and turn it into an intimidation tactic...?

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Completely destroying my sleep schedule is a side hobby of mine

[Nat @natneedsanap]

I know a lot of people love the shower beer or shower wine. But have you ever opened up to the shower coffee and biscotti?

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Pair this with the prolife argument or calling the rest of Americans illegals; it makes me sad. If ever you travel outside of the USofA you’ll find that they call themselves American also. It is their title and right. North, Central and South, it’s all still America. (2/2)

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Those born in the United State are not the only Americans. When politicians use that term while discriminating other countries in America, nothing is said more than “I’m and uneducated, egocentric, selfish human who wants what I want with no regard to life outside of mine” (1/2)

[Nat @natneedsanap]

If I know how to do anything it’s to fuck up basic recipes and stumble over easy words.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Moms spaghetti.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Real question, is California still in lock down? Are y’all guys doing oka?

[Nat @natneedsanap]

https://t.co/SYJ2xmt8SW is how I’m learning to type correctly. Because I’m turning 30 in a couple wks, still in school and slow as death. Also maybe it’ll help my dyslexic spelling struggles.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

You can be bored at home or you can be bored at work.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Honesty hour, took my meds at 3pm thinking it was 10am. Um so I didn’t fall asleep, now it’s 6am. But cool upside is I got in some good reading time.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

The other night I tried to make pot stickers and almost burned my atp down. But on the upside I accidentally reseassoned my skillet.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Today is the most Mondaiest Monday of all Mondays.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Thank you @taylorswift13 for spending 1,140 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Gg1meaZw3h. I’m dead!!

[Nat @natneedsanap]

When Harriet realizes I’m down for the count with a migraine she’ll sit on my pillow and chew my hair a bit then get comfy and sleep by me. She gets it ya know.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

Jake, it’s not you; It’s your name. And Taylor knew that all too well.

[Nat @natneedsanap]

To the person that took my scrubs out of the dryer still wet and put them in a ball on the table: I needed those clean without yours or the tables germs. So now I have to rewash them.
You have bigger issues then just being impatient.