Nathan Longstreet

[Nathan Longstreet @Nato0519]

Why does @dunkindonuts think I want to apply for a @Discover card after buying a donut? I just want a coffee and donut end of transaction. Someone in their marketing teams never saw Mitch Hedberg I guess.

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@sciencegirl Megarace, leisure suit Larry, and stunts 3d

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@DanhausenAD Friday the 13th smackdown and Danhausen. Name a better duo

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@TylerHerrick

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@reigns_era

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There’s been more stranger things commercials than actual crossover content. #WWERaw

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Watching a #WWERaw every time it gets over hyped.

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@ActuallyNPH I think we need a script for an 8-bit sequel called 64-bit Christmas and we can talk about the 1996 Christmas when everyone got Nintendo 64s.

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@TheMattCardona

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@TheTrueVanguard Throw thermal pod

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@_Theory1

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@_Theory1 looking like 2003 Justin Timberlake.

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@bullyray5150 @BustedOpenRadio Obi wan wasn’t in a force choke from Vader for 6 minutes on and off before smiling.

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@netflix

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@GPacka44 T38 talons out of the 9th reconnaissance wing

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@McDonalds All day breakfast

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@ShaneHelmsCom The only time you scramble is when that giant bag of sour patch kids is empty in gorilla

[Nathan Longstreet @Nato0519]

@Topps @POPMARTJapan @how2workhk @kasinglung It’s like who is signing Disney cards. Who is signing this crap? We need a better class of collector.

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An absolute masterclass in how to perform the national anthem.