this feeling so many times.
current state: the worst question(s) - do you only have one child? && how old are your kids? ☠️🪦😵💫
…do I answer truthfully (because honesty is *always* the best policy) or do I allow my dark humor to show? 😖
https://t.co/sRKSG6x9o8
whaaaat a daaay.
hail state lost. battle of the ugly orange ended w/ a champion takedown. the tide beat the HR record holder. & then the wildly amazing extra inning, ending at midnight cst with big red walking off the hogs. day ☝🏼 didn’t disappoint. (Boomer)
i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin