Natalie Pemberton

bsu and pi phi alum / tea addict / dog mom

[kie @criminalplaza]

ME AND WHO?

[gib @gabbycastano]

ginger ale is the champagne of sodas

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

If you love me and are reading this there is no excuse to not get this for me.

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As a rat who also loves Lady Gaga, I can relate.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A new study found that rats have rhythm and like Lady Gaga’s music, specifically ‘Born This Way.’

The University of Tokyo discovered that, when playing the track, the rats managed to keep in time with it at 132 beats per minute, the same as humans.

[Greb Comics 🐸 @GrebComics]

Someone sent me this

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@_maureenlangley Every time I think I know, it’s 💥BAM💥 another sibling.

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I’m at the “put AirTags on my dogs’ collars during my lunch break, so I can track them all the time” level of anxious

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I’d like to wish my fellow husky owners luck in trying to get their dogs back inside during this snowstorm.

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Saw a dog in a little sweater on my way to work, and I’m afraid it set my expectations dangerously high for this snowy Thursday.

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@shelbitedeschi I literally just ordered $60 worth of cookies from my fiancé’s little sister lol

[your favorite dad @malcolmpyeung]

Prime example of how people conveniently cast others into the role of The Villain so that they’re reality makes sense to them.

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Today I realized my only talent is making up songs for my dogs so they stop whining.

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Let the barista at Starbucks convince me to get pumpkin sauce in my usual chai latte and threw up at work 45 mins later. FALL IS CANCELLED.

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When I try to plan my wedding, I end up stopping because I know it won’t be perfect unless Powerline from A Goofy Movie performs. I love my fiancé, but I cannot possibly settle for less.

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If I see one more person rehoming their COVID impulse buy puppy I am going to scream. I have two of them who take turns looking me in the eyes and peeing on the floor and you’d still have to pry them from my cold dead hands.