Nathan Horn

I fix things that your husband made worse by trying to be handy. Father to James Wesley Horn.

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

If you don’t like trucks, bikes, guns, or guitars you might as well just block me we’ve gone as far as I’m interested in getting here

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Definitely nothin’ to see here. 🙄🙄
(MUST WATCH)

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

It’s not Republican vs. Democrat anymore. It’s pro-America vs. turn us into a 3rd-world hellhole. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

Got that stimulus and tax return on payday, is this what balling feels like?

[Sonny Perdue @SonnyPerdue]

To the heroes in the U.S. food supply chain, we salute you.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Budweiser is red,
Coors mountains turn blue.
A case of beer is cheaper than a dinner for two.
Merica.

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

A client asked me what I’m doing for Valentine’s Day, I told her it’s just a Friday for me. Her answer to that was “Oh just find someone for the day” we don’t deserve the elderly

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

I can’t wait to be in my 60s and having mornings like this in Mexico

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

Listening to somethin funny with headphones is all fun and games till you fuck around and look like this jack wagon

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The most bad*ss campaign ad ever. Merica.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I’m on onlyfans can’t wait to show you my tits for 40 bucks

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

Don’t settle for a girl that wants male attention, get you a woman that wants your attention

[RUSS @russdiemon]

The time is gonna pass regardless of wtf you do. Might as well put in the work now. You’ll thank yourself later.

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

No one:
Still no one:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: LONG NECK ICE COLD BEER NEVER BROKE MY HEART!!

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

My parents made me a Jdub calendar and the first picture killed me

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

My 3 year old starts singing jingle bells... in October, stops in the middle and says “it slaps all the time.” Then proceeds to finish the song... his generation is going to be more interesting than ours folks...

[Sebastian Gorka DrG @SebGorka]

Nothing says I’m fighting Nazis more than being a racist, am I right?

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

If you think you’re in shape try jiu jitsu one time, you will be proven wrong

[Nathan Horn @natron_wesley]

Claudia: Licks face* ..... “Got you good you fucker!”