Non-Utah living, non-mormon friends from high school are starting to post about crumbl and like it’s just so bizarre to me. Cookie companies and these ppl live in different worlds in my head and the collision is just too much
my boyfriend and i go to Taco Bell. what do you want i ask him. a baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee. i want something that will baja last. will you marry me? they ring the taco bell. we live happily ever after mas.
I’m not saying I started Covid but the first week of March I got a really bad hair cut and wished that no one would see me until my hair grew back and now everyone has been quarantined for 6 months
I guarantee some author is going to write a best selling teen romance novel about two people falling in love while in quarantine during the corona out break
a list of things to do while quarantined:
-go totally crazy
-forget i'm a lady
-men's shirts
-short skirts
-really go wild
-do it in style
-get in the action
-feel the attraction
-color my hair
-do what I dare
-be free to feel the way I feel
-Man! I feel like a woman!
google docs and sheets are down. the office has descended into chaos. my boss is crying. the printer burst into flames. our clients are calling nonstop. bout to slack my work husband and ask him if he wants to get outta here. we’re free baby
I was home for the holidays going through my old year books and I forgot my senior year I was voted most likely to be on SNL?!??! WHO WAS I? What have I become???!