Captain Obvious

Just a guy with a sash trying to get on TV and fan as hard as I can for the World Series Champion Nationals and the Stanley Cup Champion Capitals

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

@Lokay Beards always work.

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 11? WOW!

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

On it!

[Bam Bam @BeardedNatitude]

@Nationals ahem... @NatsCaptObvious 😘👯

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

Do your thing @KevinFrandsen

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

Hey! @scorebook_bob

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

I was hot. 🥵

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

Lol, I feel like this should be a sign held up by @NatsCaptObvious 😅😅😅

[Bam Bam @BeardedNatitude]

@dcpl got some beard clippings I can send. Imagine @NatsCaptObvious has some signs or other memorabilia he can send

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

lol. Very nice to say, humbling to hear, but I doubt it.

[SWilson @RareBird57]

@NatsCaptObvious @cubbies The Captain will have his own wing in the Hall. Er Hail.

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

I’ll glad give what I have, if it counts. Not sure I’m at that same level. I’ll give and entire outfit. Hat, shirt, sash, fanny pack, shorts( @cubbies), socks. Signs! lol

[DC Public Library @dcpl]

Calling all DC sports fans! Help tell the story of Washington sports. Share your jerseys, photos, and other memorabilia for possible inclusion in Hail to the Fans: The Spirit of DC Sports, a new exhibition coming to DC Public Library in spring 2027. https://t.co/jc6Ee8Wd5b

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

Nats forever Dan. lol

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

There goes the no hitter! @Nationals @KevinFrandsen @DanKolko_

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

I heard you @masnOrioles thank you for the mention. lol

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

Do worry guys. 100% Nats. Support the franchise where ever they may roam. @Nationals @Capitals @KevinFrandsen @DanKolko

[Captain Obvious @NatsCaptObvious]

Captain is up! @KevinFrandsen @DanKolko_ @Nationals

[brian @lean_whittit]

@NatsCaptObvious just standing here trolling these @UFLKings fans is killing me 🤣🤣🤣

[Mayor Muriel Bowser @MayorBowser]

Our hometown team is going to the 2026 United Bowl this weekend!

Whether you're headed to Audi Field or supporting from a local bar or restaurant—let's rally behind the @UFLDefenders as they get ready to take home another trophy for the Sports Capital. 🏆

[UFL T1SDALE @CHRIS_T1SDALE]

Be a friend, tell a friend. Club pays for itself with unlimited food and beer thru 3 quarters. Starting 90min before kickoff.

[Alex Fuentes ⭐️🌟⭐️ @AlexFuentes91]

From the 2020 XFL Revival to the 2023 XFL Reboot to now @TheUFL. I’m ready to see @AudiField be LOUDER & ROWDIER than it has ever been. Let’s take it back to the 2020 & 2023 glory years where we proved that we were THE TOP TEAM in Spring Football. DC @UFLDefenders, own Saturday.