Ryan2499

Husband. #GirlDad. Love family, friends, baseball, wine, cheese, crackers, cooking, and good writing.

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

My 10 year old hugged me for 20 minutes while I cried in happiness.

This is forever. Always ours.

Thank you @Nationals and I love you all #Nats fans.

More later. I'm gonna get emotional at home tonight.

#StayInTheFight #WorldSeries #FINISHTHEFIGHT

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

I an planning to announce @RyanGosling as my BFF. Doesn't make it true 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme is planning to announce KLOPP as his coach for Real Madrid. @FabrizioRomano

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@Brewjew308 @PenguinSix 😅😅😅

Ok Ok, I totally forgot that. You get a pass, that was funny. 😅

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@Brewjew308 @PenguinSix Altitude?

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@UVAHooGirl "Every year a team has your number" is really annoying when 4 out of 5 years it's the Marlins for us.

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

Officially canceled @washingtonpost subscription today. Never thought I'd see the day, to be honest.

Just about everything I read it for, local news, weather, and sports is gone or a shell of what it once was, so I figured what's the point?

Really sad this day came.

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

I'm ready to say it heading into June.

The #Nats are actually good. Better than even most think right now.

The biggest irony is elite starting pitching is the biggest thing holding them back, while that was Rizzo's thing. "With great starting pitching all things are possible"

[MLB @MLB]

The @Nationals rally for 6 runs in the 7th to earn a comeback win!

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

Only psychopaths try to play gatekeeper to strangers' travel habits. You aren't traveling with them.

[Robert Anderson @ProfRobAnderson]

Only psychopaths put clothes in drawers when they stay in a hotel. You aren’t moving in.

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@Tim_Denning Not sure bragging on Twitter about it counts as a "silent" flex, but you do you king.

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@UVAHooGirl Oh lawd I just got to "see ya later mate!"

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@WorkElizab Ah right, there it is...

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@WorkElizab Not enough context.

What was the order total?
Why do you think they were upset?
Do you order regularly, and thusly would know what's in a normal range of appropriate? Or is this your first time?

Seems like it's just engagement baiting without more context or replying to anyone.

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@WorkElizab

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@UVAHooGirl Sounds like you have a new friend to make!

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

Pulled my car around to park at 630pm, per rush hour restrictions on my block.

Slowed down to park & could see the ghetto sedan rushing up the lane thinking they were going somewhere as I slowed to a stop.

"You fucking dumb bitch!"

😅😅😅😅 Go back to Maryland, asshole!

[Zak Blair @coachzblair10]

Currently at the D3 College World Series...

I don't want to hear another person say they are too good for D3.

Studs everywhere!

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

@surflust @coachzblair10 Bro, what? My D3 team had a cumulative GPA of like 3.3. What are you talking about? We actually had to go to class and do well, unlike many other levels of college sports. 🙃

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

Unions, y'all.

Our foreman starts hammering us 20 min before end of shift. "Clean up, clean up, clean up, tools away, get upstairs to sign out."

They do not play. And it's great.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

I used to work at a retail store where the manager loved to hold "huddles" right at the end of the shift. We were supposed to clock out at 9:00 PM, but at 8:58 PM, she’d gather everyone around to talk about targets for the next day, usually keeping us until 9:15 PM. When someone complained about not being paid for that time, she snapped, "It’s fifteen minutes to show you’re a team player. If you want to move up in this company, you do what’s required."
The next night, the clock struck 9:00 PM right in the middle of her speech. I didn't say a word. I just walked over to the biometric scanner, scanned my thumbprint to clock out, picked up my bag, and walked toward

[Ryan2499 @ryan2499]

JY is probably THE example, but I have no words for what this new regime has brought in to the org.

It actually defies logic to see this sort of improvement up and down the org.

I'm fully smitten.

SMITTEN.

[Spencer Nusbaum @spencernusbaum_]

Speaking of more things I was wrong about: Jacob Young has seven homers. More specifically, he has as many homers over his last 17 games as he had over his first 303 games. Totally evolved his game.