Natalie

Owner of many books and almost as many shoes. Still waiting for the sarcasm font.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

Living that life today

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

The first three adjectives you see describe Achilles

[Natalie @natswrite]

Tacos are not baking. 🙈

[Natalie @natswrite]

Just googled “can acid reflux cause asthma” because I am an old now. #spoileritcan

[Natalie @natswrite]

Obligatory seasonal retweet

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Welcome to autumn, fuckheads." https://t.co/83s5ysjekK

[Natalie @natswrite]

@carolynownbey The One That Got Away on Prime is entertaining garbage. Michael recommends Some Kind of Heaven on Hulu

[Diana Nosa @NosaDiana]

Daemon at all times:
#HouseOfTheDragon

[Natalie @natswrite]

@carolynownbey This is so delightfully British I love it

[Natalie @natswrite]

You’d think that I’d be really good at closely reading ingredient labels at this point. But no. I’m usually halfway through the bag of whatever I was not supposed to eat before it dawns on me. 😆🙈 #whymyinsideshateme

[Natalie @natswrite]

@meganmpalmer Add to that being able to turn down a job offer/invitation is in itself an act of privilege.

[Natalie @natswrite]

If we add back some of the pointless nudity can we have less face-smashing? Just asking. #HouseoftheDragon

[Natalie @natswrite]

@ambsmcbride Also normalize not having to give every married/coupled person a +1 if you have limited seating and would rather spend the $$ on people you actually, you know, know. My husband and I have gone to multiple weddings solo and it was…fun! 😂

[Natalie @natswrite]

If you play music at the beach and it’s not the kind of beach mtv would be interested in filming, I’m sorry to inform you that you are an asshole.

(Except maybe if you are in Florida. I cannot speak for Florida.)

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Oh, to be a cow floating peacefully along an irrigation canal in this hot summer

[Natalie @natswrite]

Oh look it is me

[Natalie @natswrite]

This is a guy who is always outside yelling at his kids, telling his young son not to be a pussy etc when throwing the football and I dislike him so.much. Pleeease be cleaning the fence because you are preparing to move. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Natalie @natswrite]

Nothing like my asshole neighbor powerwashing his fence at 8pm. I can literally hear it inside my brain.

[Natalie @natswrite]

How have I never realized this before?! Oof.

[Natalie @natswrite]

Wow I didn’t even see anyone recording me