𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖆

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[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖆 @natthehuman]

if our afterlife is anything we want, then I want to be living wherever those characters were during Daft Punk's 2007 music video "One More Time"

[emo chud @swagassfag]

Dry humping is such an ugly word for such a heavenly beautiful soul bonding activity

[⃟ @marantbae]

gypsy can you come kill my ex next

[🥰 @0nlyJayda]

A ngga ask me “wyd” one more time ima just say sucking dck

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

may you marry a man who hugs you every time he sees you

[່ @p2oum]

can a rich person just give me 500 like Omg u dont need it

[Inquisitor Himbo Juan @AndeanHermedic]

You heard the Pope, using AI makes you ugly, ontologically hollow, and worst of all, Protestant

[mushu ♱⃓ @crappypady]

left a guy on delivered for 2 days and he removed me, protect ur peace king i ain’t shit ❤️❤️

[(INSERT BLACK CHARACTER) Deserves Better @GL2814_3]

It's gonna be called Maxamount and that's exactly what you're gonna pay

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

i hope Yuko knows... somewhere in this world, she was loved enough to be search for 763 times.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

when he starts making life plans and i'm still deciding if i like his teeth

[Gooseothy!! @gooseothy]

THE PRE-9/11 VERSION 🫵🫵🫵

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

me when i watch a movie with my friends that they havent seen

[Samuel K @SamuelKOfficial]

Arguably no other crime in modern times revealed the extent to which international law is a complete farce.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

AAVE Maria

[g @takeagab]

dude on hinge just messaged me “so why’d you choose me?:)”

so i unmatched bc what kind of gay ass fucking question is that lmfao?

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[Pacifist @Pacifist_38]

"Yo, you made these at home?"
"Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory...a bomb factory.... they're bombs"

[.jess 🗡️ ⊬ @passengerperson]

my case lowkey just fell out the plane

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

therapist just told me i’m too emotionally fulfilled by my friends and family to take men seriously LMFAO

[Nai @Nai3DWorks]

I really appreciate the appropriate level of reverb for each room transition