Tael

🇧🇷🇺🇸 | He/Him | 25

[Podel @Podel_irl]

Colour grading in 1782 vs today

[GemmaBee 🦔 @gemmabeepo]

when I look at the handle of my frying pan I think of the skull of a long-beaked echidna

[Tazz @TazzPlaysGames]

Elden Ring is the ~30th best selling game of all time (according to Wikipedia) and yet that’s not enough. Why would we be satisfied with that when we could make even more money?!

Unfortunately I don’t think these investor firms usually stop until they’ve run the company into the ground. I hope FromSoftware can pull through

[Godefroy the Grafted @godefroygrafted]

I’m glad he kept his job but it’s fucking insane that following his greatest successes his support has fucking dropped

[dan#7828 @danhuilla]

Imagine creating this and getting laid off anyway

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Scotland as a whole having significantly less people than Massachusetts has floored me a bit

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

To think I once did a school project on Brazil and this is how they betray me

[Mellifex @mellifexfarm]

boopie...

[🌞 @paldeanLword]

goodnight

[Sophianeⵣ 🦇🇩🇿🦇 @HonkIfUrHoary]

Little bro fought and lost.

[ale 🧚‍♀️ @readingwithale]

guys this wasn’t supposed to be funny, i was actually crying. this is how epilogue is written in my native language

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

reflecting pool situation very relatable to anyone whose dad fucked up the pool maintenance and then got really defensive about it

[gnomecliff @Gnomecliff]

Threads is kinda fire if you want to see the worst shit online

[Louise 🔸 @LeRoyDesCimes]

when i email americans i always put more exclamation points, out of respect for their culture

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotlands sweetheart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @humphriezz]

The people of Boston will deal with this for us

[micheal @godsb0y]

talking to my mom on the phone and my cat keeps chiming in

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Tael @natticusbinch]

@ohnoconsequence One misstep in the Hightower and it’s over

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Happy Father's Day to the my dad, the dreamer.