nat towsen

As seen on: The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon
Writing in: Esquire, The Onion, CollegeHumor, VICE
Host: The Parlor at @caveatnyc, Summer Vacation at @UnionHallNY

[nat towsen @NatTowsen]

Last year, I was given an hour to write a standup set about St. Patrick's Day and then perform it, untested, on the Tonight Show:

https://t.co/vfWw4YbDiA

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Battle of the Instant Stand-Ups: @NatTowsen on St. Patrick’s Day 🍀 #FallonTonight

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@MichaelDuffy4_4 @TheIACRL @TraceyN02015171 Unironically this makes sense

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@n0ctrnl @ZainMughal6052 @TheIACRL Ethnic group but not an immigrant group

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@Twinkle122262 @TheIACRL That would be really cool but unfortunately most of them are just less conservative Republicans

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@KroftMike @TheIACRL Live in New Jersey where there's an actual Italian population, probably

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@Richard4m @TheIACRL @WestCoast_Grama Hi I'm in Italian Communist Go fuck yourself

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@JenniferHa59644 @orthodjewishmom @TheIACRL @grok Haha It was a record high, what are you trying to prove?

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@orthodjewishmom @TheIACRL They are not current immigrant populations so they're not on the map, it's that simple

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@TheIACRL Haha come on man. I'm Italian and you are just looking for things to be mad at. We're not an immigrant culture anymore! Any Italians living in Little Italy have been there for decades.

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@scottwhite1065 @JDVance @Minohohoho If these are the kind of people being protected by anti-immigration laws, we should open every border. We don't need to protect this kind of mediocrity.

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@scottwhite1065 @WalterMReynolds @JDVance @Minohohoho Yeah man those are countries that people immigrated from, they're just white countries so you see them different from your boring ass perspective

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@scottwhite1065 @squirrelsonfilm @JDVance @Minohohoho There are literally immigrants moving here and living on the streets, so no, thinking that is not insane. Sorry that people legally purchased a home and that made you mad or something. You and your wife are both wine drunk and you should pack it up.

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@CHRISSI00872701 @unionGustavo This sounds like a loser talking to a winner to me

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@LeslieO03015288 @unionGustavo Please stop bullying him, he might do something extreme like up openly call for the death of Lebanese civilians last week

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@GeneralTrelane1 @MikeDrucker No he's just a poorly vetted candidate with the aesthetic of populism, not everything is a conspiracy

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@Concern70732755 Our country could calm down a lot if you guys would just admire you like playing dress-up like everyone else.

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I'm listening

[The Indypendent @TheIndypendent]

In the second half of today's Indy News Hour from 5-6 pm on WBAI-99.5 FM, we'll be speaking with Assemblymember @sarahana about the recent heat wave and her efforts to replace poorly performing private utility companies should be replaced by publicly-controlled entities.

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@ETHEEEREAL @skyler_higley The answer to your initial question is that the pandemic is still happening even though we stopped talking about it and you and most people you're talking to probably have long COVID

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yes yes our state is deliberately squandering a hard-won opportunity to curb climate change and save us money but check out how sick these posters are

[NYC-DSA Ecosocialists 🌹 @NYCDSA_Ecosoc]

Extreme heat isn't inevitable. It's the result of political choices that put corporate profit before people. The solutions exist today. What's missing is the political will to fight for them.

Cooling is a human right. An ecosocialist future can make it one. ❄️

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@Lubchansky @dnnation You took a commission without vetting the customer's future actions? This is an indictment of an entire movement.