Maria Baudelaire

a prostitute of feelings

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

Hi. Just a friendly reminder to check on your friends. Remember that all we have is each other because our government is a joke.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

My jaw dropped. Hang it in the Louvre.

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

R U KIDDING ME?!

📺@NBAonNBC

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

OKC resorting to flopping is so hilarious.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

Damn OKC good even without the refs help.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

When did Rui’s 3pt shooting become so elite?

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

At least it’s not the Celtics getting obliterated by the Knicks.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

If the result was bad, maybe the process needed to be tweaked? Idk. I’m not a basketball expert, but isn’t that basic logic😭

[Celtics on CLNS @CelticsCLNS]

.@RealBobManning asked Joe Mazzulla if the Celtics became too reliant on jump shots into the postseason:

"No ... love the looks that we got, love the process that we had but I hate the result."

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

Ever since the last buzzer of that brutal Celtics loss, I’ve sat in a park surrounded by wildflowers, bought new plants, and said hi to the next car at the stoplight. Healthy coping mechanism.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

@JoelEmbiid Make it to the finals and all will be forgiven.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

I’d like to see the Sixers make it to the finals. If Paul George stop making those threes in the next round I swear to god..

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

It’s Sunday morning in Japan and the Boston Celtics just got eliminated from the playoffs.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

@celtics

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

@celtics Congratulations to the Sixers.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

Every time I watch, the Sixers go on a run. So, back to work.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

Queta, stop fouling! You silly goof.

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

Lol Celtics has zero points

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

When Jayson Tatum said "My leg feels a little stiff."

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

@celtics @FCHWPO keep your cool please

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

@celtics Dear @FCHWPO the ball is the energy. Pass it (to your teammates, of course) Good luck🍀

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

@NBA What on Haliburton is this

[Maria Baudelaire @natttchin]

Playoffs so dramatic and I love it when it doesn’t involve the Celtics😂