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amateur comedian, professional dumb bitch. she/her

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Might go for a long stroll around HomeGoods to try and feel something

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I got that bummer time bummer time sadness

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Being the same age or older than people on reality shows is a weird part of being an adult I wasn’t prepared for

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

they put jimmy in a wheelchair cuz he was tired of luggin that fucker around

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@sizthewhiz @Aloylicious13 Thanks Syd 🫶🏻

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Also need a blankie and some bread

[emily may @emilykmay]

my toddler was absolutely unhinged after his nap for no apparent reason and then he finally said he wanted "a blankie and some bread."

just in case anyone else is melting down, this may help.

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Been really into grilled cheese lately

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Why do cold sandwiches feel healthier than warm sandwiches

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Every week I have to fight the urge to make Mac n cheese for dinner every night

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Grimace is a Gemini

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Ember those witches that tries to hex the moon? They should all come together and do that to the guy trying to ban mifepristone

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I want to get more tattoos but what if they don’t go with my outfit

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@sizthewhiz Me too lol

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Twitter is a dating app

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My younger self would be very disappointed to know how little I spin around super fast in my office chair

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What if instead of doing that thing where we pour sand into a little vase we each get the others name tattooed on our ass in front of the entire wedding?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Absolutely no one:

Me all month of October:

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I keep accidentally losing my customer service voice today and saying borderline not okay things oops

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

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Vintage

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

No. We can not do this again.

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I think this every time