Matthew Fisher

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

People who quit nicotine for 1 day: Ferris Juuler’s Day Off

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

Breaking News:

187 names have been unsealed of those who have visited Epstein’s Island. One of them being the Hash-slinging Slasher.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

No cell phone. Just a man watching Tiger with a Michelob Ultra.

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

My biggest disappointment for the year has been finding out my favorite face moisturizer I’ve used for a year has just been body wash the whole time..

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

Joe Rogaine @joerogan

[James @CaucasianJames]

not sure if i’ll ever be able to watch madagascar again

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

Just watched a grown man lose in “nose goes” and without hesitation got up and did something he didn’t want to do. What a wonderful world. #nose #goes

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

I just got so mad that I nearly threw my crochet hook across this dang room #sewing

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE BUCKS ARE YOUR NBA CHAMPIONS

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

@epj97 LETS GO BUCKS

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

Max Basile
University of Puget Sound, Small Forward 2017-2020

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

You might be wondering what I’ll be asking Santa for this year. Easy. A pair of @DEWALTtough 190 3017 DW2 earbuds

[Ole Dusty @LilCarl_29]

Many restaurants will take you for every penny you have. Bigwood Bread will do it before 9am

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

@austinjmills Don’t come at me like that

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

@LilCarl_29 @DysonAir What an invention!

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

Have you ever REALLY seen a mirror? Or just the reflection #ShowerThoughts

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

Something nobody talks about: Porta-potty’s and outhouses don’t have lights. Good luck hitting your target at night pal

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

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[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

April fools is the world’s worst tradition

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

@BarstoolBoise @DrinkRevitalyte #bestbarsuds

[Matthew Fisher @natty_fish]

Introducing the newest X-men...MOUSEMAN. He’s sneaky, he’s smart, he’s elusive, he can hurl cheese like nobody’s business. Be warned, villains for Mouseman has arrived. #xmen #Marvel #mouse 🧀 🐭