natty bumpo

Give me syphilis or give me death.

[MaryShelleyStepOnMe @_MSSOM_]

Good Dasha Morning

[Jim Murray @bigjimmurray]

Yet another year of dumb little tweaks but no real innovation.

The iPhone of video games.

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

@mattcolville What's the least amount I have to pay for you to approve of and appreciate me? Honest question.

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

I'm proud to say I can spell chlamydia without a dictionary.

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

Sheer domination. Or SpaghettiOs. Which ever comes first.

[T @Giddythefuckup]

This bagel I'm munchin' on is a lot like me.. fuckin' baked.

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

Chant just heard in Yankee Stadium "2-4-6-8. Joba Sucks."

[Dan Levy @DanLevyThinks]

Note: If you plan to murder someone, on the way to his house, don't buy bubble gum and rolling papers at a gas station.

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

Could umpires in MLB possibly suck ballbag any more than they already do? Holy fuck.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

"The novelty has worn off the borscht vending machines." - Edward Snowden

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

Tonight's Amateur Hour is sponsored by your 2013 Boston Red Sox.

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

Maybe the media is following Aaron Hernandez everywhere 'cuz he drives a lame chick car.

[PatriotsLife @PatriotsLife]

So, here's a steam of Aaron Hernandez driving... this is getting weird: http://t.co/jdXtwDllEf

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

Who says you can't mail weed anymore?

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

This is bullshit. I had as many goals as Sidney Crosby this series. Where's my hot hockey girlfriend?

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

Maria Sharapova could kick me square in the nuts. And it'd unquestionably be the best day of my life.

[Geoff from the 'Rose @GeoffFTR]

ittsburgh enguins (No PP). #Bruins

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

Ticks are basically spiders that make you get sick and die. Fuck 'em.

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

BOO HOO IN THE NEW IGLOO!

[natty bumpo @nattybumpo79]

@DaneCook is a fucking useless dildo. Your act is tired and lame.