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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

roy harper was a scared, lonely boy. speedy was an over-anxious sidekick. i’m 𝘼𝙍𝙎𝙀𝙉𝘼𝙇, human weapon, super-hero, father, and my own man.

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

Yeah? Just wait until it gets colder...

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

I know you've got it worse than me with all of those grapple stunts.

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

The joint pain I feel when it rains might be a sign to pack it up.

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

It's an honor to be given the job. Maybe you would have been offered it if you were a better ally...

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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Of course you wrote the gay person test ....... Makes sense。
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

Trust me, I know. There're enough Barbies in my house, anyway—need to donate some of them when my daughter's not looking...

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 ⃰ᴮ͟ᴵ͟ᴿ͟ᴰ͟。 @SETMATCHED]

awww. flattery will get you nowhere.

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

Well, I wrote the test... Of course I can read it. That makes sense, doesn't it?

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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I need a control person here。Because there's no way I can't read it and you can。
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

How can I convince you? You can't read it even if I screenshot it.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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😒 You know I didn't mean it like that。It's just hard to believe you in this specific instance ... You didn't even 𝒕ry convincing me。
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

You don't take my words seriously enough to believe me. 1+1...

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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How did we get to feeling discarded so quick ... .ᐣ.ᐣ
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

That's because / you / have a rich girl vibe and skewed judgment. Sure.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 ⃰ᴮ͟ᴵ͟ᴿ͟ᴰ͟。 @SETMATCHED]

oh... sorry, you just have that vibe. is visa gift card okay?

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

Yes I'm a dad, yes I'm familiar with every aisle of Target...

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

Who says I'm broke? My daughter just likes gift cards. It's a step before big girl money.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 ⃰ᴮ͟ᴵ͟ᴿ͟ᴰ͟。 @SETMATCHED]

aren't you a little broke to be old-fashioned?

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

And yet here I am, feeling discarded...

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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That's not true 。
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

You never believe me about anything.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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You just don't sound very believable right now .....
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

I'm just kidding... I both don't have the app and can't make a lady pay me for a joke. I'm an old-fashioned guy.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 ⃰ᴮ͟ᴵ͟ᴿ͟ᴰ͟。 @SETMATCHED]

yes??? apple cash?

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

Is that an app..?

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 ⃰ᴮ͟ᴵ͟ᴿ͟ᴰ͟。 @SETMATCHED]

gift cards- is it 2004? what's your venmo, king?

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

How would you know if you can't see it?

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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No, I don't think it says that actually 。
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

It says, "if you can't read this test, you're gay."

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎moved .ᐟ @therepolaris]

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Why's it blank .ᐣ
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[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

The mirror tried!

[𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝗯𝗼𝘆 @metropoliskon]

and no one was gonna tell me?!?

[roy.ᐟ @natweap]

You're welcome. I accept thank you's in the form of gift cards!

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 ⃰ᴮ͟ᴵ͟ᴿ͟ᴰ͟。 @SETMATCHED]

i can't believe this is how i had to find out!