The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯

A weekly email for tired parents and humans, by @orbyn.

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

No Naughty Step today, everyone! We’re going FORTNIGHTLY because have two kids and jobs and our hair is falling out in clumps through stress. See you next week! In the meantime, sign up to @orbyn’s exciting new parenting newsletter from @thepooluk! https://t.co/qVnRd1wYHl

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

@nikki @orbyn OMG

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

YES WELL DONE YOU SPOTTED IT. No podcast this week AGAIN, because we have no childcare. You wanted real parenting, you got it. Or rather, you don’t got it. Look. Whatever. See you next week. Get some sleep!

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

Although here’s an interesting point from an economic agriculturalist. Population rates are the least important part of climate change. And lower fertility leads to higher consumption. But thanks for your input! https://t.co/Xmh4eUMlD5 https://t.co/yRwNVSZ7cR

[MEGGAN ANDERSON @MegganAnderson]

@naughtysteppod How do parents explain #overpopulation 2 their kids? “Honey the act of having you will kill you eventually. It was more important to feed my ego by having a mini-me and ‘keeping up w the Jones’ than it was to prevent you suffering from an over-crowded planet.’ What about science?

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

@MegganAnderson Thank you for your feedback! We will have a lot of fun answering these questions on the podcast you definitely listen to!

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

CHILDFREE, CHILDLESS, and GENERALLY CHILD-WITHOUT PEOPLE. Tweet us something you’ve always wanted to ask a parent (Anything from “Do your kids’ bits freak you out?” to “Can you stop your kid kicking the back of my seat?”) and we’ll answe it on next week’s podcast. Go!

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

Episode 22! parenting in the summer. ALSO: Blaze and the Monster Machines. AND! YOUR worst parenting advice.

Listen: https://t.co/fcEDYdU9Pw

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[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

EPISODE 21: @HackneyDoula comes on to rant about birth noises, bad parenting advice, and the eternal car seat struggle. Also! Your awful siblings. And! Win a copy of Your No Guilt Pregnancy Plan!

Listen: https://t.co/5n6cn8BQLG

Subscribe: https://t.co/vlWrjoXzQa

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

@Lserruya @orbyn @stuheritage Not too late and you can DM it!

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

Wanna win a signed copy of Don’t be a Dick, Pete by @stuheritage? Tell us your most outrageous sibling story and we’ll read it out on the podcast!

[The Podcast All About Stories @andthenwhatpod]

We've got such a lovely episode for you tomorrow, this time with @naughtysteppod's @stuheritage! We somehow all ended up with stories about families, and it gets a lil bit emotional.

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

Episode 20! The lies parents tell their kids, rapping There’s A Wocket in my Pocket, whether @stuheritage would make a good handmaid, and WIN A COPY OF Don’t be a Dick, Pete!

Listen: https://t.co/xHoDNkfL0c
Subscribe: https://t.co/F41UKNzWO2

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

🎧 NAUGHTY STEP EP 19! Father's Day! Tinga Tinga Tales! German Paw Patrol! Whether putting a funnel in a hole in the floor would make an acceptable toilet in a pinch!

Listen: https://t.co/drKmbxamGi

Subscribe: https://t.co/X1rw7ZVSVV

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

REJOICE REJOICE REJOICE https://t.co/FzI889NnVU

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

EPISODE 16: TWO KIDS ARE A PETRI DISH. Today! Hey Duggee! Stu’s solo parenting style vs Robyn’s solo parenting style! And! A vicious argument about chemistry apparatus! Obviously.

LISTEN: https://t.co/EErfUyiJda

SUBSCRIBE: https://t.co/HabuXSBOfE

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

PODCAST CROSSOVER ALERT https://t.co/xLSRrgSwhs

[The Podcast All About Stories @andthenwhatpod]

Good morning! It's another crossover episode this week, this time with writer and parenting person @orbyn from @naughtysteppod.

Listen to Hold Onto Your Pants!
https://t.co/56jFccbUtn

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

@lotterlola Sorry Stefanie! 🍑

[The Naughty Step 💌🚸🤯 @naughtystep_inc]

EPISODE 16: GAZEBO LIGHTNING DEATH! Watching Black Mirror with babies, weird baby rashes, Giraffes Can’t Dance by Giles Andreae, and of course gazebo lightning death.
LISTEN: https://t.co/OdKCTwN3cg
SUBSCRIBE: https://t.co/mNVSnj6kvo