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I couldn’t come up with something witty and/or deep.

[Ireen @naulutaa]

All 2026 🕯

[Ireen @naulutaa]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My ex would call me her passenger princess whenever she drove, but she was a bad driver so the princess I felt like was Diana

[Max💫 @ayagamax]

Who took away my salary😭

[Steel Magnolia 🌸🪽 @eatpraystyle]

The government needs to look into the price of drinks in Nandos 🥴

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

This is a divorce tip

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

This ate my ass right UP

[!🤍 @___sahtee]

Oh, my salary lasted 6 hours
We go again September 1st.

[Sharon @Sharonyxcqat]

my dad is so funny

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

I just tried to do a formula in excel manually and Claude took over my computer and electrocuted me

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Jesus what will I spend in August?

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

wife told me her startup idea and it’s just fraud

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I can't choose between two options, so i ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

“What your parents bought for you, I hustled and bought it myself”

So, how does that concern me?

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

pov: your entire website is down and you hit claude limits😭

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Toluwase @Toluwase_x]

Cardi B leaving the Balenciaga fashion show in the middle of the final walk with no explanation… 😂 It’s even funnier because her outfit stood out so much.

[Minthinks @tingthingthinks]

@foreeeeeal Scientists literally write 40-page papers and make them open-access just praying ONE person reads it

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know