JohannesGirl Burg

i’ve never claimed to be a good person.

[JohannesGirl Burg @naurcleur]

Let’s actually wake this up

[acervo purehijabey @purehijabey]

Just woke up and these “the Bokke would never do this to me” tweets have pissed me all the way off and this is from someone who unequivocally supported them in 2019, 2023 and 2024.

[JohannesGirl Burg @naurcleur]

@Mr_PeterM my dad is driving this exact model for 6 years now with no complaints.
fuel economy even improves over time.

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Niggas have fun with they money then wanna borrow yours for important shit 😂

[UPPITY AFRICAN 🍉🇿🇦 @kheamo_m]

Honestly I was expecting to be spending R700 on that ticket

[Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗 @JosiahThobejane]

An ANC minister would have made a plan the same way they made 2010 FIFA World Cup work 😔💔

[Knorknaap @Vic_Steyn]

@eNCA There you have it.

[JohannesGirl Burg @naurcleur]

gayton is the biggest wolf in sheep's clothing in government

[eNCA @eNCA]

South Africa won’t be hosting Formula One in the near future. Sports Minister Gayton McKenzie admits the country underestimated the requirements needed to stage the event.
https://t.co/sQuIsovBAn

[Kea🧚‍♀️ @M_K_M_0_5]

Instagram is a very serious app, there are no clowns that side. It's tense. 😭

[☁️ @nembuIa]

Unfollowing someone on IG because they AI generate their photoshoots is valid right?

[Nasty African Girl @SunBirdZAKH]

what do we call being patriotic for a city hey cuz i’m very very very very deeply that for joburg ✋🏾😭

["After review, the West Ham #19 commits a foul..." @comradesipho]

Me when I'm 3 lagers deep at the braai and whip out my favourite line: "The Executive Mayor of the City of Johannesburg has - provably - a far more serious and important job than the Prime Minister of The Netherlands or Belgium or Denmark or Finland or..."

[mmasebotsana💋 @Tahiiraa_]

Companies are offering Finance graduates R6k for internships. These are really the end days.

[Chase Damani 🦍💸 @asapnyamss]

whoever said "everyone in joburg is a star until its time to call the uber" was so right

[JohannesGirl Burg @naurcleur]

phone Devi

[i think you’re amazing , that’s why I @skambhora]

I assisted this indian lady with admin work in 2024 and she only paid me 200 per day , two weeks a day . I quited before a month because wth .

She took my ID registered for income tax and Lied that she paid me a total of R141000.

51 year old with a criminal mindset?

[Sgaps @OfentseZA]

Some sick individual entered a prompt, the prompt came back with 13/14 random pictures of kids in uniform and simply added a R.I.P and distributed, the post is viral even tho it’s been said to be fake, everyone is running with it, AI doesn’t have morality mara batho ba worse!

[JohannesGirl Burg @naurcleur]

celebrations are in order in Tzaneen as we speak!

[Sokhulu @BonganiNtuli]

Siyakha siyapheka PPE logistics & maintenance PTY LTD is being registered as we speak.

[Mbali Mashinini @mbalis_bakery]

📌

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

I saw someone walk into Dis-Chem today. On the 13th of January. You don’t get braver than that.

[JohannesGirl Burg @naurcleur]

this has Isreal written all over it

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Suspected chemical fire in Montague Gardens (Koeberg Road side), Cape Town.

[JohannesGirl Burg @naurcleur]

the government should offer a bottle of Russian bear and a box of gwaais for every new tree planted