An unexpected upside of social distancing: sitting on my front porch guiltlessly watching my neighbour struggle to move furniture out of her house.. sorry Deb I gotta stay back 6 ft 🤷🏼♀️
If ur sad ur single on Valentine’s Day just remember the girl I saw in the bar 2 months who cried when “single ladies” came on.. we’re all doing better than her
My insurance guy asked for the value of all my items in the house if my room were to burn down and I quoted $40k, Julie goes “if this house caught fire and you died in this room you wouldn’t even get 40k”