Anastasia

♥️💪🏽👊🏽🤘🏽 Also: @coach_anastasia

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Me- What’s the weather today?
@barrymarino- I don’t know, let me stick my torso out the window.

#shitmyhusbandsays #shitmypartnersays ☀️

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

“I love your burps. They have character. They have an innocence cuz they don’t feel forced.”

-@barrymarino on my burps 😂

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Maine is trees 🌲

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Rhode Island drivers are absolute shit.

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Following influencers is like following bands when I was a teen. They get big then they become sellouts.

Screenshot this in case you need to use it against me in the future.

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Looking forward to June, when my feet defrost 👣

#raynauds

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Protect and support the LGBTQ community 💔

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

If Twitter goes down, I’m lucky I’ll at least hear @barrymarino tweets IRL.

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

@barrymarino 😂😂😂

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

It’s too bad Kevin From Work didn’t get another season.

#KevinFromWork #sitcoms

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

So I came on here to wonder out loud if anyone else ever lies in bed trying to fall asleep but can’t cuz you’re brain reminds you of something that happened once 8 years ago that made you mad?

Like something completely irrelevant. No? Just me?

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

I was just thinking the other day about how people used to list what they were doing that day as their FB status and how stupid that was, then I open up Twitter tonight and see status updates are a new thing here now 🤷‍♀️

#gymtanlaundry

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Rumble is an amazing documentary you should watch.

#RumbleNetflix #Rumble #Rumbledoc #Netflix #musicdocs #musichistory #documentaries 🎵

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Resting bro face

is a thing.

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

It’s too humid to maintain post-shower-freshness 🤷‍♀️

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Losing A Whole Year into Narcolepsy to open the album is the best sequencing decision ever made in history

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

Pharma buys off Congress. No action on drug prices.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Today I was able to make a left out of the bank parking lot AND out of the pharmacy parking lot.

#suburbanwins #NoUTurns

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

I lived in the city for so long I forgot how big trees are. 🌲

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

The hallway smells like stale diner cookies. You know those huge cookies that diners always have that don’t taste like anything? Those.

[Anastasia @nauticalpowers]

Christina Ricci in Mermaids gave me life this week.

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