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out of sight, out of mind.

[luciana @susser__tod]

el país donde nació liam payne vs el país donde estiró la pata MÁGICO

[aileen @ailubaza]

me compré el protector antiespía en el celu pq me da miedo q alguien en el bondi vea q abrí tuiter y salió ESTO

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

The viewers have spoken – here are your @TheHateCentral Inferior Players of today’s matches! 👏

#FIFAWorldCup #InferiorPOTM

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

harry kane and erling haaland banging in goals until they faced off

[S 🇦🇷 @say33d3]

when the world cup is ending but at least the seasonal casual fans and larpers are gonna fuck off from football discourse

[𝔇𝔦𝔢𝔤𝔬 Gasca 𓌵 @DiegoGasca__]

Mañana la última vez en el que habrán 2 juegos del mundial en el mismo día hasta dentro de 4 años. No puedo

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Just learned my dad has been in a prank war with his coworker for 19 years. It started when the coworker stole my dad's sandwich in 2005. My dad retaliated by filling his spare car keys with pudding. It escalated. We're talking hiring a mariachi band to follow him, swapping his contacts with fake ones, elaborate schemes. I found out because the coworker just retired and my dad seemed genuinely sad. My mom was like "honey, are you okay?" and he goes "I just realized Steve was my best friend." MY MOM GOES "STEVE? THE GUY YOU PUT ON A BILLBOARD?" Yeah. Apparently five years ago my dad paid $2000 to put Steve's face on a billboard that said "This man thinks he's better than you." They never had a normal conversation. Never got lunch. Never hung out. Just pure psychological warfare for two decades. My dad's now worried he doesn't know how to make friends normally. He's 56.

[zawg @lostzawg]

if hypothetically you saw in the world records book that the guy with the "worlds smallest dick" actually had a longer dick than you, would you keep it a secret or would you air it out to one-up him

[zispoms @imzispoms]

writing checks Merino will have to cash

[Majin Gill* @7Thompsoncomics]

Notice how Erik just walked that shit off unlike a certain #SOMEBODY

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Pep has taught him the dark arts of reverse psychology

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

Group stage is the best stage. The tournament is young, summer is young. You’re inundated with an endless marathon of games. All the teams, including yours, are in so anything can happen. Once you get to the quarters you’re reminded that it will all be over soon and you’ll die

[𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ImYorker93]

You'll think it's a parody account tweet, but this manchild actually did it for real.😭😭

[D LUҒҒΨ-STR🍓 @chikks_engineer]

Uzbekistan ku oombala pottutu Annan aaduna aattam iruke

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Roberto Martínez Roberto Martínez
destroying Belgium’s destroying Portugal’s
golden generation golden generation

[. @Pxxdressi]

CHARLIE WE CARRY THE FLAMEEEEE

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Doing massive corruption to get molested at a home World Cup by the worst Belgium side in 15 years >>>

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Once knocked out I can’t wait for Americans to claim no one in their country actually cares about the World Cup after they spent 24 hours celebrating in bipartisan unison that their president actively interfered in the tournament.